Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Real Reason the Redskins Won

Redskin's $100 million defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth's mother, Linda, called Redskins coach Jim Zorn last week to give him a pep talk before the Redskins faced the Broncos.  She told him to "tell your buddies, if you go out there and just have fun, don't worry about winning or losing, just go out have fun, it'll be okay," Zorn said.  So did that do the trick?

Please.  Don't be silly.  Here's the real reason the Redskins won:



 That's Angela and her friends getting their picture taken with Haynesworth Friday night before Sunday's game.  Note how Angela is snuggling up close with Albert, actually touching him.  See, the Eubanks touch is like an anointing, and it is so powerful that he carried it back and "infected" the entire locker room.

Result: Redskins 27, Broncos 17.

Now you know.

10 comments:

  1. And I'm guessing him leaving the game with a sprained ankle has absolutely nothing to do with the "Eubanks touch."

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  2. Well, he's been criticized for the amount of time he spends on the sideline, but with the Eubanks touch he became a play-through-the-pain gamer!

    Don't be messin' with the Eubanks Touch.

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  3. ouchbert is not a nice person - I think ouchbert is just bitter that my fantsay team kicked his butt!!

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  4. ouchbert needs to get a life. ouchbert shouldn't be messin' with my baby girl.

    (who's ouchbert?)

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  5. who else would have miamidophins.com as their url?!

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  6. Ah, didn't catch that.

    ouchbert needs to work on his suck-up sklls.

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  7. Maybe he wanted to play like a undefeated HORNED FROG...... GO FROGS

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  8. Thou shall not covet a perfect football team

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  9. I've never had any inkling of coveting something called a horned frog.

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