Please. Don't be silly. Here's the real reason the Redskins won:
That's Angela and her friends getting their picture taken with Haynesworth Friday night before Sunday's game. Note how Angela is snuggling up close with Albert, actually touching him. See, the Eubanks touch is like an anointing, and it is so powerful that he carried it back and "infected" the entire locker room.
Result: Redskins 27, Broncos 17.
Now you know.